| | why the fuck is there a huge spider in my room? shit like this really pisses me off. | comments: Leave a comment   |
| | The Beckhams have to be the hottest couple in the entire world. I just watched Victoria Beckham Coming to America, and it was amazing. My new favorite show for sure. Especially because she says "knickers" and "major" a lot. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | it's really fucking hard to concentrate on calculus when i would rather be thinking about the alps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and swiss cows!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and swiss chocolates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | comments: Leave a comment |
| i was walking out of my chem class today at 11:00 with my coffee cup, and someone said, "isn't it a little late to have coffee?"
what? that time does not exist. it is never too late, or too early. it is always, always just right. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | tonight i am spending some quality time with grey's anatomy and my calculus textbook. also, i am going to work at the family medicine residency this summer!!! had my first chemistry test today, easiest thing ever, what's up 13th grade?? | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| | i just drove my brothers and two laptops to krystals, to the tune of "riding dirty," to take advantage of 1) chik burgers and 2) wireless internet since the internet at our house is broken. | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| I will never become a doctor at this point because the hospitals in my town are bitches. the end
ok, not the end. WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME WATCH YOU SEW UP SOME PEOPLE. | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| so i'm at home and realizing.....i have no idea what to do with myself when i have free time. i do NOTHING. i will be really glad when i have to think about molecules in 2.5 weeks and actually work toward a goal.
and that is the goal of marrying a brain surgeon.
also, i went to a wedding today, and i love babies!! babies are the ultimate fashion accessory and love of your life. | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| Walking down the SLC steps today--gales attack--my dress billows outward and upward--
ADAM, HELP ME
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? (good point!)
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!
yelling ensues.
I am pretty sure everyone is going to see my private things, just like Diablo Cody, 28. (From this month's Jane: "Being semi-famous has been awesome and cruel at the same time. On one hand, you're thrilled that people are looking at you...On the other hand, it's like, 'Now everyone knows about my vag.'")
But I think I was safe. Just thigh, just thigh. | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| | nevermind i hate finals. because now i am tired and have to do statistics | | comments: Leave a comment |
| this is a REAL sentence in something i have to read for class. let me know if you know what the hell it means.
"Their religion--however evocative in its relics--has become respectable ritual, undemanding ornament, as undemanding or frozen in posture as the Greek or Roman goddess of the milky way from whose breasts the white fluid spurts across the sky into the calloused mouth of a consumer age."
-- Wilson Harris, "Carnival of Psyche: Jean Rhys's Wide Sargasso Sea" | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| | fact: i just used the words "penis" and "vagina" in my english paper. in separate paragraphs. | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| i need mountains in my life right now. friday please come soon.
i am ashamed of it, but i have been watching a lot of grey's anatomy. sandra oh is my life. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | my ex-boyfriend seriously asked me if i had had dental surgery recently because i was overpronouncing my "s" sounds. wtf. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | who said money does not buy happiness? probably someone who didn't want to go to england | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
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