caresum

caresum @ 2007-08-17T23:18:00

2007-08-18T03:18:54Z

why the fuck is there a huge spider in my room? shit like this really pisses me off.

she's major

2007-07-20T02:53:00Z

The Beckhams have to be the hottest couple in the entire world. I just watched Victoria Beckham Coming to America, and it was amazing. My new favorite show for sure. Especially because she says "knickers" and "major" a lot.

caresum @ 2007-07-16T19:24:00

2007-07-16T23:26:46Z

it's really fucking hard to concentrate on calculus when i would rather be thinking about the alps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and swiss cows!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and swiss chocolates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

caresum @ 2007-06-27T19:08:00

2007-06-27T23:09:12Z

hey, ann coulter, just a tip: don't talk shit to people who have cancer.

caresum @ 2007-06-27T17:19:00

2007-06-27T21:21:14Z

i was walking out of my chem class today at 11:00 with my coffee cup, and someone said, "isn't it a little late to have coffee?"

what? that time does not exist. it is never too late, or too early. it is always, always just right.

caresum @ 2007-06-26T20:40:00

2007-06-27T00:40:30Z

FUCK

caresum @ 2007-05-30T17:50:00

2007-05-30T21:52:35Z

tonight i am spending some quality time with grey's anatomy and my calculus textbook. also, i am going to work at the family medicine residency this summer!!! had my first chemistry test today, easiest thing ever, what's up 13th grade??

caresum @ 2007-05-23T21:51:00

2007-05-24T01:52:59Z

i just drove my brothers and two laptops to krystals, to the tune of "riding dirty," to take advantage of 1) chik burgers and 2) wireless internet since the internet at our house is broken.

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2007-05-15T15:54:05Z

I will never become a doctor at this point because the hospitals in my town are bitches. the end

ok, not the end. WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME WATCH YOU SEW UP SOME PEOPLE.

caresum @ 2007-05-12T23:06:00

2007-05-13T03:06:23Z

i am on my third episode of grey's tonight.

caresum @ 2007-05-05T22:35:00

2007-05-06T02:36:28Z

so i'm at home and realizing.....i have no idea what to do with myself when i have free time. i do NOTHING. i will be really glad when i have to think about molecules in 2.5 weeks and actually work toward a goal.

and that is the goal of marrying a brain surgeon.

also, i went to a wedding today, and i love babies!! babies are the ultimate fashion accessory and love of your life.

totally marilyn monroe

2007-04-25T20:17:54Z

Walking down the SLC steps today--gales attack--my dress billows outward and upward--

ADAM, HELP ME
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? (good point!)
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!

yelling ensues.

I am pretty sure everyone is going to see my private things, just like Diablo Cody, 28. (From this month's Jane: "Being semi-famous has been awesome and cruel at the same time. On one hand, you're thrilled that people are looking at you...On the other hand, it's like, 'Now everyone knows about my vag.'")

But I think I was safe. Just thigh, just thigh.

caresum @ 2007-04-25T02:12:00

2007-04-25T06:12:20Z

nevermind i hate finals. because now i am tired and have to do statistics

caresum @ 2007-04-13T20:20:00

2007-04-14T00:20:32Z

poem for taco stand man

you are crass.
get that fucking stick out of your ass.

caresum @ 2007-04-03T11:54:00

2007-04-03T15:57:02Z

this is a REAL sentence in something i have to read for class. let me know if you know what the hell it means.

"Their religion--however evocative in its relics--has become respectable ritual, undemanding ornament, as undemanding or frozen in posture as the Greek or Roman goddess of the milky way from whose breasts the white fluid spurts across the sky into the calloused mouth of a consumer age."

-- Wilson Harris, "Carnival of Psyche: Jean Rhys's Wide Sargasso Sea"

caresum @ 2007-04-02T01:54:00

2007-04-02T05:55:02Z

fact: i just used the words "penis" and "vagina" in my english paper. in separate paragraphs.

caresum @ 2007-03-13T22:46:00

2007-03-14T02:46:30Z

let me be lj for one minute:

ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE

caresum @ 2007-03-13T22:24:00

2007-03-14T02:25:44Z

i need mountains in my life right now. friday please come soon.

i am ashamed of it, but i have been watching a lot of grey's anatomy. sandra oh is my life.

caresum @ 2007-03-13T20:26:00

2007-03-14T00:28:36Z

my ex-boyfriend seriously asked me if i had had dental surgery recently because i was overpronouncing my "s" sounds. wtf.

caresum @ 2007-03-12T23:46:00

2007-03-13T03:47:09Z

who said money does not buy happiness? probably someone who didn't want to go to england

caresum @ 2007-03-05T12:33:00

2007-03-05T17:35:54Z

you know when i feel safest? when the uga bus driver decides to multitask text message their friends.

I LOVE MYSELF

2007-02-28T02:12:07Z

From NPR:

" College students today are more narcissistic and self-centered than a generation ago, according to a study released by San Diego State University. Students' scores on the study's Narcissistic Personality Inventory have steadily risen since the test was introduced in 1982.

In their study, researchers trace the phenomenon back to the "self-esteem movement" that began in in the 1980s. And, they say, young people's self-regard is fueled by current technologies such as MySpace and YouTube.

Study psychologists worry the trend, attributable to the influences of schools, media and parents, could be harmful to personal relationships and American society. The study says narcissists are more likely to have short-lived romantic relationships and lack empathy. "

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=7618722

caresum @ 2007-02-21T20:35:00

2007-02-22T01:36:07Z

so the myspace dating ad of the day says "boyfriend season is right around the corner!"

i don't even know what that means

caresum @ 2007-02-21T20:31:00

2007-02-22T01:32:24Z

is that mark on your forehead from a fight? or just the latest trend?

(real comments!)

WHY DON'T PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT ASH WEDNESDAY ALREADY. IT'S NOT NEW.

caresum @ 2007-02-17T22:25:00

2007-02-18T03:25:57Z

all of my friends are movie stars!